You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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