I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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