There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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