I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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