He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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