I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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