But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
she woke up with a sticky ear
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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