What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just blew my weed a kiss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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