why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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