If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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