in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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