When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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