I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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