We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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