I CAN MOONWALK!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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