So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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