would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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