What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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