omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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