People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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