if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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