I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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