Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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