oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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