Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
not ubering you a puppy
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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