i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My liver just had a heart attack.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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