At least make sure they are 18
Why
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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