Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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