Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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