Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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