I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i think i have two assholes
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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