Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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