i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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