so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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