Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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