Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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