But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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