My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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