It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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