You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I have already put on my inside pants.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Iβm going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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