Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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