You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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I have fence marks all over my body
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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