My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
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i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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