she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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