a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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