I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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