Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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