She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
3pm strippers are depressing
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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