I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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