mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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